Harry Potter Rides Brooms Too

Just the other day in one of my classes I learned how witches came to be associated with riding brooms. So back in the day, witches would communicate with the devil through the use of hallucinogens. The drugs they used was applied topically. Thus the best places to apply the drug would be the places with the most blood vessels. As a result, these witches would put the stuff into their orifices with the aid of a charred stick. To avoid being accused of being a witch and being put on trial they would disguise the charred sticks as brooms by adding straw to one of the ends. So if you were ever caught in the act of getting high, onlookers would probably walk in on you riding a broom, up your ass.