Exhibit is worthless
I watch a lot of TV and I've seen pretty much every single episode of too many shows. It wasn't until today that I saw someone that I actually knew. So I turned on MTV and Pimp My Ride came on. The next thing I know, some girl from my high school, Jekera, is getting her ride pimped. Her car is legitimately a piece of crap. It was actually in our high school auto shop for some time. And having taken auto shop for two years, I actually had a chance to drive this p.o.s. And trust me, I'm suprised that the car auctually works and that I didn't catch some horrible disease by just sitting in it. It's kind of cool that I drove a car that was on pimp my ride, but it's ridiculous that this girl got her car "pimped." However, I can't deny the fact that they made it pretty cool.
True story, in high school Jekera lived literally 2 houses away from the school. Despite this fact, she would drive her car to school every single day. She didn't drive her ghetto ass '55 Bel Aire that just got pimped, she drove her brand new Mustang convertible. And when asked why she drove to school, she answered that she was afraid off being raped. What a bull shit excuse. You live in one of the wealthiest and safest neighborhoods in California and you're afraid to walk less than a block to and from your house, and you blame it on your safety. She probably spent more time driving through traffic and parking her car than she would have spent walking to school.
This girl doesn't deserve to get her car pimped. She's got a perfectly good mustang hiding in the garage while she takes advantage of the Pimp My Ride Show. I don't even have a car to get pimped and this girl with two cars is getting tons of free stuff. She'll probably sell the car and make 40 grand from the experience. Exhibit, you're worthless, pimp my $60 bike bitch!
True story, in high school Jekera lived literally 2 houses away from the school. Despite this fact, she would drive her car to school every single day. She didn't drive her ghetto ass '55 Bel Aire that just got pimped, she drove her brand new Mustang convertible. And when asked why she drove to school, she answered that she was afraid off being raped. What a bull shit excuse. You live in one of the wealthiest and safest neighborhoods in California and you're afraid to walk less than a block to and from your house, and you blame it on your safety. She probably spent more time driving through traffic and parking her car than she would have spent walking to school.
This girl doesn't deserve to get her car pimped. She's got a perfectly good mustang hiding in the garage while she takes advantage of the Pimp My Ride Show. I don't even have a car to get pimped and this girl with two cars is getting tons of free stuff. She'll probably sell the car and make 40 grand from the experience. Exhibit, you're worthless, pimp my $60 bike bitch!
3 Comments:
haha yeah, that car was in the auto shop this year too. i think i saw it. but knight taped it...
for the record he is even more lame cause he can't speel exhibit right he spells it xzibit
I always wondered if people cheated that show.
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