golden shower

I went rock climbing on Saturday and it was fun. On the way up one of the guys in the car, Jay, mentioned that all his clothes in his closet were wet that morning. He didn't know why but he just picked out the least damp shirt and sweatshirt. Only the sleaves were soaked. About five minutes later we all noticed that the car smelled a little bit like urine and that it was comming from his clothes. After making a few calls we learn the truth. It turns out that Jay's girlfriend had been really drunk the night before, popped a squat in his closet, and given all his clothes a golden shower.