I pass bitches!

Everything I own is a piece of shit, including my bike. Last year, some really heavy guy crew guy sat on the rack and tried to get a ride. As a result, the back tire is completely lopsided and it actually hits the frame of the bike every revolution. Another consequence of this tragic accident is that I haven't had a rear break since then. What sucks the most is that this happened less than a week after I bought the bike and I've had it for nearly 2 years now.
It's with this over-priced $60 pile of crap that I used just last week to pass a man on his brand new motor powered bicycle. I wasn't even trying. Now I'm finally glad that I own a broke bike.