Ghetto
Here are the strange and interesting things that have happened in front of our house recently...
-Fireworks show a couple of houses away
-11 year-old girls trying on the corner trying to pick up guys including Brian Starr
-Homeless guy knocks on our door asking for food and money
-Our landlord dumps human waste on our grass to try and make it grow (smells suspiciously like shit)
-4 cars stop in the intersection at 2:00 in the morning blasting their rap music. The people in the cars get out and proceed to dance for 5 minutes.
-Man pulls in front of our house, puts car in park, pulls out a 40oz, takes swigs for 2 minutes, then drives off
-Some more shady people decide to sit infront of our house and burn rubber for close to a minute.
-Fireworks show a couple of houses away
-11 year-old girls trying on the corner trying to pick up guys including Brian Starr
-Homeless guy knocks on our door asking for food and money
-Our landlord dumps human waste on our grass to try and make it grow (smells suspiciously like shit)
-4 cars stop in the intersection at 2:00 in the morning blasting their rap music. The people in the cars get out and proceed to dance for 5 minutes.
-Man pulls in front of our house, puts car in park, pulls out a 40oz, takes swigs for 2 minutes, then drives off
-Some more shady people decide to sit infront of our house and burn rubber for close to a minute.
posted by Charles at 11:29 PM
5 Comments:
this is not ok. should we buy a house weapon cannon?
My house on the 4th had random guy #7 doing Nitrus in my living room.
It's always something in this town. I blame Dasher.
Sometimes you gotta pull over to drink your 40. Damn, I mean, would you rather he drink it in his car? That's dangerous.
You need to sit on your porch and heckle these people, preferably with a hose.
HAHAHA... you need to booby trap your house and its perimeter.
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