I'll crap on you
Earlier this week, a bird flew in my room. Because only one of my three windows was open, the bird got really confused. So it tried to fly out a closed window for at least a minute. And because it was really distressed it shat all over my pillow which is right below my window. Finally it flew into the rest of the house and went out another window. Birds are worthless. All they do is fly and poo.
posted by Charles at 1:18 AM
3 Comments:
if he shat in my room i will kill him. and you.
HAHAHA, that happened in my car once in high school. I think it would be a good prank to trap birds and put them in people's houses/cars because what you said is true.
If that bird every flies in again I say capture him, put him in a large shoe box. Put a small hole in the top and take a poop on him.
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