So close to summer

Reading period and finals has done a number on my body and it's not because I've been stressing over finals. This particular finals period has been by far the most relaxed. I didn't do anything school related till the second day after finals started.
The one event that did the most damage to my body took place on Tuesday night. After seeing some fold-up chairs outside Snu, I decided that it would be a great idea to use them to furnish my house next year. Instead of walking with the chairs all the 8 blocks to my house, I decided to carry them on my bike. At first I tried to strap the chairs to my backpack, but since the straps weren't long enough, I decided to fold up the chairs and hang them on my bicycle handle bars. Everything worked pretty well.
About one block later the chairs opened all of the sudden and got caught in the spokes of my front wheel. This sent me head first over my handle bars. Somehow, I managed to land on the pavement, both folding chairs, and my bike. It hurt so bad that I gave up and went back home.
Today I'm in just as much pain. My left wrist is sprained (hopefully not broken) pretty bad, my right elbow hurts like a bitch, my right hip is really bruised, my right ankle is slightly twisted, and my right leg has a huge bloody gash. (I looked in my jeans the next day to look for blood but all I found was dead skin and hair, gross.) Overall this is probably the worst accident that I've ever been in, and it was all the fault of a stupid folding chair.
In addition to injuries sustained from the crash, both my knees hurt from rock climbing, my right left bicep is strained from more climbing, I have a couple horrible (and I mean really bad)mosquito bites, my scalp itches from not showering enough, my liver is entering into the early stages of sclerosis, and my asshole is chafed from frequent beer shits. I definitely need a break from school.