Notorious
Our landlord is really annoying is refuses to accept more than one check for our rent. We're giving her money, why the hell wouldn't she take more than one check? All she needs to do is sign her name on a couple more checks at the bank. But never mind that. I'm the guy who collects all the checks and every month that means that I go around my house collecting checks from my housemates, then I deposit that money in my account so that I can write one big check.
A couple of months ago Seth wrote "killing babies" on the memo portion of my check. And then the next month he wrote "child porn." That was back then and he's nice enough to not do that anymore. The only problem is that I'm notorious at the Wells Fargo on 6th and Union now. Every time I walk in the bank every teller knows who I am and they always say to me, "Aren't you that guy who cashes those checks every month?" And every time I have to say that I am and I tell them the story of my retarded housemate Seth.
A couple of months ago Seth wrote "killing babies" on the memo portion of my check. And then the next month he wrote "child porn." That was back then and he's nice enough to not do that anymore. The only problem is that I'm notorious at the Wells Fargo on 6th and Union now. Every time I walk in the bank every teller knows who I am and they always say to me, "Aren't you that guy who cashes those checks every month?" And every time I have to say that I am and I tell them the story of my retarded housemate Seth.
posted by Charles at 12:31 AM
3 Comments:
That's funny. I used to write "for the handjob" or "blowjob" on checks I'd write to people.
I wonder if they got strange looks.
I was the house check collector for 2 years in a row. I wish I had kept track of some of the doozies I came across. The difference was that our landlord took separate checks, so he would actually end up seeing the memo thing. The only one I can remember was the last check of the year that said "Thanks for nothing." I don't remember who wrote it either.
I did. Rent is a waste of money. I can't wait to buy some real estate.
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