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The asian club scene is probably one of the coolest in all of New York City. It's kind of like other popular clubs where you get in line and wait at least 30 minutes to pay 20 dollars just to get inside away from the freezing cold. Luckily once you're inside they're usually nice enough to take your coat off you hands for the cheap price of $2. Then when you're past coat check you can go in and buy a $15 dollar drink or dance a bit. The only problem is that the only people dancing are girls. You wouldn't think that that's a problem except for the fact that they all have boyfriends and their boyfriends all work out a little too much and they're all on the side of the dance floor standing with their arms crossed watching their girlfriends dance with other girls. If you even get close the way too buff boyfriends come down from the sides and then regulate or if you're lucky, you'll just get a dirty look that says "don't do that again." So after getting rejected from the dance floor you normally want to take a seat somewhere like at the bar or at a table. Problem is that there aren't any chairs at the bar and all the tables are occupied by people who are paying $300 per bottle of alcohol with a 3 bottle minimum. So basically if you want to sit down it's going to cost you at the least a couple of hundred dollars and most likely closer to a grand. After all that you get to go home and then you can say that you were at a cool club with hella asians and you'll be cool to all your other asian friends.