Air Time

NYU is cool cause there's a pool with my favorite thing in the world, diving boards. There's two 1 meter bouncy ones and then even a 3 meter one. Unfortunately we can't use the really tall one because it's only for competetion, and also cause if I did, I'd probably hit the metal flag line coming down and slice myself in half. But that's not so bad. It's awsome that I can come at anytime of year and go off a diving board.
But listen to this. When I was at the pool today the lifeguard came up to me and told me these exact words, "Excuse me sir, the management has asked me to inform you that you should wear a swim cap the next time you come swimming." Lame. The management didn't even have the balls to come tell me themselves. Instead they had to send the lifeguard to convey the message. In one day NYU became the coolest and the lamest school that I've eve attended.